If A Man Ruled The World
A humorous look at what a man might do if he had power over how the world was run.
Women would all be supermodels, yet they would miraculously find the time to fly home every evening, make him a feast for dinner, put the washing in, and clean the house.
Women would be born with a bottle opener and a beer-size chill bag.
Belching and passing wind would be televised competitive sports.
You could break up with your girlfriend by text messaging.
Chatting up and good conversation would mean clicking a finger and saying “GeedeUp!”.
Wining and dining would become wining and, “Got any change for the pizza boy’s tip, baby?”
Sweat would be bottled as perfume.
Women would come equipped with directions and maps to everywhere so they’d shut up about stopping and asking for directions already.
Women would be born with a bottle opener and a beer-size chill bag.
Belching and passing wind would be televised competitive sports.
You could break up with your girlfriend by text messaging.
Chatting up and good conversation would mean clicking a finger and saying “GeedeUp!”.
Wining and dining would become wining and, “Got any change for the pizza boy’s tip, baby?”
Sweat would be bottled as perfume.
Women would come equipped with directions and maps to everywhere so they’d shut up about stopping and asking for directions already.
